by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy But just the thought of Corn Flake

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again my car was gone Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone What a bummer, I was so brought down I had

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Bob (best version) I man am regal, a German am I. Never odd or even. If I had a Hi-fi. Madam I'm Adam. Too hot to hoot. No lemons, no melon. Too bad I hid a boot. L

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by but a paper caught my eye And I learned a few things I never kne

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Airline Amy Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Free Delivery Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuckie wants to grow up And be a polo star And ride his little horsies All around the backyard, oh yeah

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Waffle King It took a lifetime, but finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite any I'm

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Snack All Night I'm never satisfied with three meals a day {Well, well, this evening/While the work is sleeping} I'll be munching away Gonna sneak into the kitchen G

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Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take Me Down Someday I'm gonna pack up And then I'm goin' back up To that place where sentimental feelings arouse Where the grass is so green And the air is so cl

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya Hope you like it I

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Pac Man [Tax Man/The Beatles] (one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now i

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

We all used to call him, Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't m

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend He's never a chump or a tea

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Baby Likes Burping You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Pacman (one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman Yeah it's

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw up on the floor because you make me il

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Won't Eat Prunes Again It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcest

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous The Ballad Of Kent Marlow You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now I